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How many times have you invested your precious time in a book, only to realize, half-way through, that the book just was not worth the effort? The traditional newspaper book review, while informative and useful to some extent, does not have that personal dimension that you really need in order to decide whether to invest your precious time in a reading project. How can some professor at Harvard or Stanford possibly know how YOU will react to a particular book? Reading is a very personal matter.
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The New York Times Personal Book Reviewer is built around a huge database of book knowledge. The New York Times generates a knowledge base for each significant book that crosses our desk. This knowledge base is essentially the original book in digested form, with the contents of the book ingeniously summarized using our own unique KNOWLEDGE REPRESENTATION SYSTEM. When you ask for a book review, the Personal Book Reviewer takes the model it has of you, the reader, and the digested information it has about the book that you want the system to review, and it generates a personalized book review in less than a minute.
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statement by the publisher of the New York Times:
The New York Times Personal Book Reviewer is intended for use by serious lovers of books. It is specifically not intended for high school and college students who are looking for an easy way to generate book reports. The publisher of the New York Times and the staff of the New York Times Book Review consider such behavior immature and irresponsible. In addition, under existing federal statutes and international agreements, it is illegal to take the output of the New York Times Personal Book Reviewer and to pass that off as the fruit of one's own intellectual efforts. Although the New York Times realizes that it cannot prevent the misuse of this product, we feel duty-bound to publish this statement as a warning to those who might be tempted to make illegal use of this new and exciting technology.
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