Richard G. Epstein

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PROTECT YOUR HOME

WITH BitBull: ONE HELL

OF A WATCHDOG!

You care about your home and your valuables. You care about your expensive computer and entertainment equipment. You care about that expensive car in the garage and the sentimental nick-nacks that may mean nothing to other people, but mean an awful lot to you. You care about your family.

Isn't it time you look into the new robotic watchdog technology? Nichols Personal Security Systems have produced BitBull, the deadly robotic watchdog that you can program to defend your valuables.

BitBull is a fully automated, fully life-like, fully deadly robot that looks like a pit bull, acts like a pit bull and kills like a pit bull. You program BitBull to recognize family and friends, but if anyone that the BitBull does not recognize breaks into your house, look out!

BitBull cannot be bypassed, like an ordinary home security system that any idiot can defuse. BitBull is just like a real watchdog except you don't need to feed it, take it for walks or take it to the vet.

BitBull is designed with trap-like steel jaws that cannot be disengaged unless you or some other authorized person issues the secret password. Criminals have learned to recognize the unique sound of a BitBull's bark. Just the sound of a BitBull is enough to keep criminals far away from your precious possessions.

There is a training phase with BitBull, but our easy to follow instructions take you step by step through the process by which you teach BitBull who its friends are. BitBull operates according to this simple logic: if it's not a friend, it must be a foe. If your own child tries to climb though a window, BitBull will not attack, so long as you have trained BitBull to recognize the members of your family.

But, alas, sometimes families break apart and husband and wife go their own way. If this happens, there is always the possibility that a disgruntled spouse will try to sneak back in order to repossess your virtual reality chamber or some other valuable possession. In this case you can easily program BitBull to forget your ex-spouse. This is the same as training BitBull to view your ex as a foe and not as a friend.

Now you can order your BitBull via the Global Landscape. Just contact us at the Nichols Personal Security Company with your charge card at the ready. A BitBull home security robot is just $4,999.95 plus shipping and handling. California residents please add a 6% sales tax. Our address on the Global Landscape is:

Nichols Personal Security Company

Global Landscape Box QWR-8907

Virtual California 23-09876

WARNING FOR TRICK OR TREATERS! Local safety officials are recommending that you turn off your BitBull during Halloween and other occasions when people might show up at your house in disguise. If your son comes into the house on Halloween dressed like Batman, BitBull has no way of knowing that it is your son. So, be safety smart, and deactivate BitBull during Halloween.